Creampie

The following material is Open Game Content from a 3PP

CREAM PIE
School conjuration (creation); Level bard 0
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S, M (a pastry crumb)
Range personal
Effect one cream pie
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance none

This spell conjures one normal cream pie, which appears in your hand, ready to throw at an unsuspecting – though surely deserving – victim. A successful ranged touch attack is required to hit a target. The pie does no damage, though it may stain clothing and will surely wound the victim’s pride.